Marian Keyes’s Watermelon is the story of Claire, aged 29, who has a picture-perfect life, or so it seems. She has a gorgeous husband – James, a good job, a flat and is about to deliver her first child. Things change after she delivers. Claire is looking forward to cuddling her baby together with James when he visits her in hospital, but she is in for a shock. Without even looking at the baby, James tells her that he is leaving her – that he does not love her any more and that he is involved with another woman. This news shatters Claire – she had never seen it coming.

Soon after her discharge from the hospital, Claire decides to move with her baby to Dublin, where her parents are. In about a week’s time, her world has turned topsy-turvy. She is fat, none of her clothes fit her, she does not know what she will do with her child and herself, she does not know why James had to leave her, and she desperately misses him. Her quirky family embraces Claire with open arms, and she begins to heal. The book gets its title from Claire’s ‘watermelon-y’ figure during her pregnancy and immediately after she delivers.

I am sorry to state that I did not enjoy the book at all. The story is pure chick-lit, entirely fluff, and has no substance to it. You feel like you have read this story so many times over – husband leaves wife, wife draws in on her inner strength and matures. There is even a love interest thrown in, and just when things are going good with him, James re-enters. Nothing new there! The storyline is very, very, very predictable.

I found it unbelievable that Claire never got an inkling that her marriage with James was about to end. I am of the opinion that a woman – or a man, for that matter – begins to hear the alarm bells at least a while before such an unfortunate event takes place. Was Claire too thick for that?

The book is excessively drawn out – it runs into well over 500 pages without really needing it. None of the characters – including Claire – are well sketched. Claire infuriated me by being a total bimbette, with no brains to call her own and a high level of insecurity and childishness. All along, I wanted to give Claire one tight slap. James’s character develops a bit towards the end of the book, but it seems forced. A little bit of depth into the characters would have gone a long way into making the book much more readable and enjoyable.

And, I don’t know why the author decided to go into such lengthy descriptions of her times of intimacy with her love interest, so much so that it almost reads like porn in some parts! If it is a book-selling tactic, it is totally uncalled for and disgusting!

The only good point of Watermelonย is the quirky characters, and Keyes’s humour. Claire’s family continues to entertain the reader throughout the book with their eccentricities. Keyes has made even ordinary things seem sparkling with her characteristic wit and humour.

I went into the book looking forward to read a strong story, but I was disappointed with the way it actually turned out. Watermelon,ย incidentally, being my first Keyes book, was also Keyes’s debut novel. I have heard good things about her other books, and am not going to give up on her just because of this book alone.

Have you read this book? What did you feel about it?


22 thoughts on “Watermelon

  1. @Amit

    I get your point, too. There is no doubt that writing a book is a great feat, but when the writer does not put his heart and soul into it, it turns into a slipshod piece, not worthy of attention.

    I believe that a known story told in a refreshing manner holds an equal amount of appeal as an untold story. The difference lies in the treatment. Therein lies the distinction between a great read and a mass-market paperback.

    The way this book has been written does make it sound like it was only written for the purpose of gaining hits with vast audiences. That is indeed sad, like directors making only commercial films so that they can be a success at the box office.


  2. Never read Chicklits. How can anyone write such a predictable story? I wonder how such writers get publishers when there are so many good writers out there running from door to door.


    1. @Amit

      Marian Keyes has written a lot of books, some of which have gone on to become quite popular.

      I wouldn’t comment on whether the author is ‘good’ or ‘bad’, least of all after reading just one book. As I always say, each reader is different and gets a different reading experience out of a book. I happened to not like the book. Someone else might have loved it to bits. It happens.

      A book is a very difficult thing to write, and takes loads of perseverance and talent. Also, one needs to have guts to write a book and put it out in the open for critics to attack. For that alone, I would salute a writer, irrespective of whether I liked the book or not.


      1. I understand your point but I believe that when you are writing something, you should try to be unique. An untold story holds a lot of charm than a cliched one.
        The theme of the story somehow made me feel that it was written only for the purpose of being a bestseller.


  3. I kind of liked it, when I first saw Watermelon.. but as you said.. the plot is not something that’s untold. I have not read this author before. Do let me know if you find any other books good to give a start ๐Ÿ™‚


    1. @Greenboochi

      I bought the book thinking that the treatment given to the plot would be different, even though the storyline itself has been done to death before. Sadly, I was disappointed.

      Will definitely post reviews if I do read any of the author’s other books.


  4. when i read the initial lines, i thought i may be able to relate to the book…But for me to relate to the characters, they have to be properly developed. Thanks for the review…


  5. Hmmmmm I would like to give this author a go too. This one didn’t seem too interesting to me either. But I kind of liked the title when you mentioned it in your previous post on Blossoms trip ๐Ÿ™‚ The Other Side of the Story does seem familiar – not sure ๐Ÿ™‚


    1. Have heard good things about her too but haven’t picked her any book yet…let’s see I’ll look forward to your reviews on her other books and maybe decide to pick ๐Ÿ™‚


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